Eat Me Beat Me Lady Where Are You??????

Is anybody out there? The Eat Me Beat Me Lady????? Talk hard!!!!!! Would you like some whale sperm with that???? no thanks.

Spent the majority of my weekend at the hospital. I was really thinking that maybe Dad was gonna have to have a dangerous surgery and could very possibly no survive it. Instead he had a "procedure" that to this point seems to have worked. 5id I ever tell you all that I live a block away from my Pops.

I told my old lady that her current efforts werent cutting it. Im sure part of that was my fear about Dad. Ive been really good for a long time at leaving her alone. Alone to be depressed. Alone to sleep a lot. Alone to smoke her cigs and watch Americas Top Model or Daisy of Love. Alone to not clean anything or make sure her son has food. Alone to never take care of life chores like take her son to the dentist or get an insurance quote. Alone to take pain pills from strangers for her headaches. Alone to never go to meetings or participate in any recovery program.

I guess now that my son has passed 4th grade I can switch my priorities back to harassing my wife. Anyone got any better ideas?