Monday, April 20, 2009
Cruel Intentions
I woke up this morning with horrible heartburn from eating Sonic fast food right before bed. I decided this morning that now that I've quit smoking I should obsess on losing weight. Im incapable of having balance so will just make this my life goal. I got in my car this morning and had to laugh. I never do this but last night I bought some vanilla Zingers to eat this morning and left them in my car. I saw those tasty Zingers and just laughed at how this cruel world loves to kick me in the nutz. Like my really good friend who hasnt had sex in 2 years who finally has a one night stand and gets pregnant and yes, the guy wore a rubber. There has to be a God. Only God could make this shit reality. Oh well I guess I will get off that trip. Im sure God knows what He is doing. Anyway so far today I've had a haf a can of diet Coke and a shit ton of water. Im starting to feel pretty bad. Gonna have a headache pretty soon. Isnt life awesome. Do you really think its a coincidence that everything that tastes good or feels good is the worst thing for you? Ok Im gonna get off the cruel world trip now.
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Im glad you write all this shit. I need to start my own blog but why bother when other people such as yourself write exactly what I think anyway.
I often think, if Zingers (or cupcakes, or cheesecake) would cause me to lose my home, family, job and sanity ( like alcohol does to so many) I'd be out on the street lying in the gutter with frosting caked in the corners of my mouth. It's so hard.
I, too, am familiar with the cruel world trip. It was nice to see someone else explain it! Allison
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